A list of my favorite Dumb Spam Comments (Or Showing Webmasters what Their Link Builders are up to)

  • SumoMe
    Excuse me for having a really bare post, (Hmm… It’s getting longer for some reason! 😉 ) I just had to share this with you!

    I do get some really crappy comments but sometimes they are just really funny.

    Not all of the comments listed below are from this site, some are from my other sites but I think they deserve a nod.

    Top Dumb Spam Comments I Have Had on My Sites…

    I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.

    This was submitted on a site about watches believe it or not!

    The two novels that will change a bookish fourteen-yr old’s life: God in the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. An example may be a childish fantasy very often engenders a lifelong obsession having its unbelievable heroes, resulting in an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, struggle to take care of the real world. The other, obviously, involves orcs.

    That one was on an site to do with MP3 players. 😀

    It is extremely wonderful you just read the articles you write, my good friend. And may pay attention to your internet site every day along with call your blogging site you just read ones own most recent web content, as soon as you up-date. Continue! I do hope you have a good day time.

    They just keep getting better!

    Take a image of the mother’s feet and the father’s legs next to baby shoes.

    PPT files as well as strike the road, available that alterations aren’t needed.
    Then there are architects, engineers, professional photographers, sales professionals, copywriters, developers, as well as any other profession you can easily think to, all the out of whom is that offer his or her skills and expertise on a freelance basis.

    That one was right here on this site, the first sentence actually frightens me!

    Got any ridiculously off topic comments at your site that you would like to share? Tell me about them below, give us all a good laugh!


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  1. Joy

    Here’s one– Good day! Great topic, but your blog doesn’t load in FF4 beta. Can you help me out? Thank you.
    Funny and really sly don’t you think? :)

    1. Chris Naish

      WTF is FF4 beta? :-s (Googled it, firefox 4 beta. lol)

  2. Kristine

    “MAINTAIN UP THE AMAZING” is a really good one :) I was literally laughing for 10 minutes or so!

    1. Chris Naish

      I had a good laugh at that when I was checking comments on my phone. Laughing agian when I got to my computer to reply Kristine. 😀

  3. Aayna

    You have surfaced a new and much needed issue with this post. We all are irritated by such useless comments, but we never thought of making people realize what blunder they have done to us and to our blog. I appreciate this post, from the bottom of my heart.
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    1. Chris Naish


  4. Landscape designers sydney

    Haha. These spam comments make my day sometimes. But when they’re too many, it’s such a hassle to delete them!

  5. Kelly

    Before seeing this article, I often ignore the spam comments. But this article got me curious and so I took a look at most of my spam comments and they are hilarious!
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  6. Sandra

    Hey Chris! Everyone gets their share of spam comments. Personal favorite: “I cannot do click up the link but good for sharing much appreciate help on subject” The joke is that there were no links in my article. Heh.

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